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[13 Jun 2009|12:32am] |
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Clarence is it possible to produce a chocolate that would cause someone to speak truthfully?
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[16 May 2009|03:41pm] |
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I will begin alerting the families of this matter.
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[14 May 2009|10:26pm] |
[Private to Students]
If any one would like to reply with their last will and testament I am willing to catalog them and pass them on to your family if need be.
[/Private to Students]
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[02 May 2009|02:32pm] |
Clarence your mother wants to know if you are wearing a jacket.
Why did this have to happen to me?
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[23 Apr 2009|04:33pm] |
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I would like to remind everyone in this finals season that for $4.95 you can acquire a bar of Pink Floyd Delight chocolate at room S100 or M200. This particular kind of chocolate will help sharpen your mind. Evidence of the chocolate's effectiveness can be seen here.
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[12 Apr 2009|06:45pm] |
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...Has anyone seen or stolen eight bars of Pink Floyd Delight chocolate from S100?
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[25 Mar 2009|06:47pm] |
So I made the mistake of giving some Dancing Queen chocolate to a rat Don't give Dancing Queen Chocolate to pets We have become aware that animal consumption of Dancing Queen chocolate results in massive I lost a rat. I last saw it
If anyone sees an enthusiastically dancing rat of immense girth, I would appreciate being informed. But don't touch it
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[20 Mar 2009|08:19pm] |
Just an update: For those who may be interested, we are now offering Dragon's Son, a blood (artificially) flavored chocolate bar. The cost is $3.50 each and can be acquired at rooms S100 or M200.
Thank you.
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[11 Mar 2009|12:16am] |
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This inviting our parents without our consent feels vaguely like the Academy has forgotten some of us are legally adults.
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[06 Mar 2009|10:20pm] |
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Chocolate does contain trace amounts of caffeine, but by no means enough of it to cause addiction.
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[27 Feb 2009|07:47pm] |
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Meth lab? Really? Isn't the Science dorm at a high enough risk of exploding already?
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[04 Feb 2009|02:46pm] |
Tulio Osmium. Science 2nd Year. Marvelous High. All that introductory stuff.
Now! Does anyone know if the school will supply us with lab rats or something of that nature?
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[07 Jan 2009|12:25am] |
You're wound so tight so tight it starts to crack
And as long as ( you got yours )you don't care what's left behind
It all becomes the same through the shake to try and fake it.
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